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Cadbury Advertisment (Mumbai & Karachi Version)-

Boy:
Excuse Me, kya Aap Mujhe Apni Dairy-Milk
mein se chota sa Bite de sakti hain ?? =)

Girl: Kya Main Aapko jaanti hun ??
Boy: Nahi !!!

Girl: To Phir ??? !!!

Boy: Kyn Ke Meri Maa kehti hai;
"koi bhi Shubh Kaam karne se pehle
Mooh Meetha kar lena chahiye.. =))

*Girl gives Him a piece of Dairy milk to Him*

Girl: Waise kya Shubh kaam karne Ja rahe ho??
Boy: Main Soch raha tha ki Aapko Ghar chorr du.. =D

Girl Smiles and Says:
Pehle to Ye 100 Rs Pakarr aur apne Baal katwa k A.. =B

Bus Stop pe khara hai
Aur Mujhe Ghar Chorne ki baat kar raha hai.. =P

Pehle koi Bike to Le ke Aa..
Mooche aayi nahi hain aur Chal hai Mujhe Patane.. =$

Ek Piece kya de diya Sir pe hi Aa ke Baith gaya.. =@

Aisa kar Tu Mujhe Apni Maa se Milwa de,
Unhe hi Bataungi ke kitne Shubh kaam karta hai aapka Beta.. =O
Phir Wo Achchi tarah se Mooh Meetha karengi Tera !!!!" =D =P